Dana DeArmond’s Dentisode

Dana DeArmond — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:41:07 +0000

for those who already know me well and those who my friends on the myspace.com pretty much know all there is to know about Dana DeArmond.i consider myself an open book. when interviewed people often ask me “what’s one thing people might not know about Dana DeArmond?” and i usually blank. and answer “i dunno, like my bedtime, er something?”

which makes me sound really stupid. but i am NOT! and to give you a perfectly honest answer, ONE THING YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME ……. i LOVE going to the DENTIST.

yes i understand this is uncommon and my dentist had even remarked that i was “abnormal” but i gotta be me…. and i just love going to the dentist… getting my teeth cleaned, scraped and drilled. i really like getting those numbing shots in my gums.

and i love not being able to feel the lower half of my face for the rest of the afternoon.

i LOVE holding my breath during X-Rays. i am certifiably a huge fucking FREAK for the dentist.

so Naughty America hooked me up in a scene with my good friend Tommy Pistol and a dental chair… and it was magical. i opened wide and said “AHH”. i swished, gargled and spit, i had my mouth filled with gloved fingers and wads of cotton, there was a fair amount of “drilling” (if you get my drift) and i sure did get all my cavities filled.

it was hilarious. and sexy in a hilarious way. i think i have gotten over my initial fear of “acting” and “role playing.”

i think it helps a lot when your character is based on one of your own bizarre personality quirks.

i had tons of fun and cant wait to see the final cut on NaughtyFlipside.com!!!

thanks for reading
xo
Dana DeArmond

Snapper’s Day On Set…… (Part1)

Snapper — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:27:34 +0000

Hello everyone, it’s been awhile since I wrote a blog so I’m really excited to tell you about my adventure to

Hollywood. When my girlfriend and co-worker asked me if I wanted to go with her to set in mid August I remember going hell yeah, do you even have to ask. So first things first, I have to go talk to our producer Laura so she can get all my favorite boys because nothing makes me happier than seeing my favorite actors live on set.

I used to go on set back in the day when it was filmed out of the house in Encino. But let me tell you it’s a whole new ball game now. With the huge studio, three directors, two crews (I think), two make up artist, and a hairstylist who also does wardrobe. Wow, big difference. The two don’t even compare, and they all work their asses off, I was very impressed. Naughty

America has grown so much since I started a 1yr ½ ago.

Ok so Laura got all my boys for me, and not to mention some really hot girls that’s always nice!!! Hot guys hot girls now you can see how my day was looking. I’m a pervert as it is then you throw that into the mix. I thought for one second should I, could I??? LOL Just kidding, believe me the thought does cross my mind from time to time.

So Lauren and I show up on set about 8:30am and like I said earlier this was my first time seeing the new set and it was awesome. One of the first scenes of the day was Latin Adultery with Elena Heiress what a hottie!!

She was working with Charles Dera what a babe those eyes can make any girl melt. The scene was written by our very own Justin Vancho and it was based off the Zorro character.

Great scene by the way there was a moment where he was fucking her doggie and he did this superman move it looked like he was flying right into her pussy that was a new move none of us had scene before.

Tommy Pistol directed this scene; working with him seemed so relaxed and chilled he is quite the character himself. I’m sure you all know who he is, he’s in a lot of our videos playing an extra bringing a lot of comedy to our scripts.

On the other side of the studio Brett Brando MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR EVER was shooting Diary of a Milf with Shy Love, Milan and the funniest actor to ever do porn Kurt Lockwood, who will be dearly missed.

This scene will be coming to your computer screen very soon. Anyways that scene was written by our other team member Alicia, who by the way did a fabulous job. This was actually the first scene they started with and when we got there; there was a little problem with the blind fold part. Brett wasn’t sure if the big man would approve. I was a little worried about it because the scene wouldn’t make any sense without it so thank god for my boss Stargirl who then went to her boss Laura who then went to one of the head honchos who made it happen. WOW talk about a crazy morning, but it all worked out in the end and I can’t wait to see it because I know it’s going to be awesome!!!!! Let me tell you being up there just that one day and seeing what they all go through made me have even more appreciation and respect for what they all do.

I’m looking forward to going back very soon and doing it all over again, it’s definitely an experience that I will remember and cherish for a long time.

I would like to thank everyone who was there that day I had a blast and I learned a lot. I was a little bit of a pain in the ass but I’m snapper and that’s what I do, I didn’t get that nickname for nothing LOL. You’ll hear all about that in part two of my blog. So stay tuned for the second half that’s going to be a good one!!!!!!

She Devils Day On Set

she devil — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:57:12 +0000

Well first and foremost…I remember driving and thinking…I had just got married two weeks prior and here I am driving onto a porn set with my now new husband. It was then that I felt completely lucky, a little bit crazy and a whole lot turned on. I seriously felt myself get wetter and wetter as we neared. Just the idea of watching my husband watch not only one girl but two get fucked….well it still gets me going. Although many of us had been to our prior set “The Naughty House”… I was the first from our team in San Diego to visit the new set. So we pull in behind these buildings…nothing looking like a studio yet… breakfast was being prepared, AWESOME…since I hadn’t eaten and woke at the butt ass crack of dawn to drive to the City of Angels. My husband and I were greeted by a long time friend from Diego… our boy… our pal… Phil A. I was still anxious to see everything inside….wondering what could be hidden beyond those industrial walls…it wasn’t looking so glamorous yet!!!!!

Then all at once….I mean, it is a rare moment when a man other than my husband can catch my eye, but it happened. Come on now I watch porn for a living….I have more than enough eye candy….Right!?!? Wrong!!! Although I had seen him so many times before I had never seen him like this….standing on a dirt driveway …somewhere in an industrial area…..I don’t know how it happened but he looked like a god!!! It was as if the light illuminated around his chiseled body!!…snap girl, snap back and don’t forget whose hand you are holding!!! Man oh mighty, it was Alan Stafford and he was looking edible…aaaahhh lucky I tell you!! O.K. so the hug and greet by Phil put my mind back onto work and I remembered that I wasn’t there to groupie out on stars. I grabbed my work bag and went into greet everyone.

Once inside there was so much going on…..such a completely different set up from the time before. There were lighting and camera people….there were make-up artist and hair designers….I don’t know how these performers do it!! Talent I tell you!!! So I traveled to LA for business and pleasure…. with my job… the two go so hand-in-hand!! I would spend a day on set in silent observation and then we would be off on our way downtown for LA Erotica. The crew was delightful as always and there was a lot of excitement in the air about LAE. My husband and I posted ourselves to the back of Brett Brando’s set. This is where My First Sex Teacher will be filmed in only moments. Being the Professional Pervert that I am I of course wanted a good view…not only for myself but for this gorgeous man I call hubby…..after all this was going to be a threesome. The scene being shot would actually be a script that I wrote….kind of corny but it was fun to watch it all come full circle. Brett worked his magic making sure that everyone felt comfortable. Then… in walked the ladies (oh ya and there was a guy there also….lol) The girls looked gorgeous. Trina Michaels is more sensational in person. Sweet as sugar….and so so beautiful. Also being filmed was a little blonde hotty Lachelle. I was a little disappointed with Lachelle performance ….it was somewhat obvious that she wasn’t into the whole girl on girl thing…but like I said Trina Michaels looked like candy and Lachelle could have done a better job with seducing her!!! I want to jump up and tell her to lay it on her!! Once Trina took a cock in her mouth the rest was history….everything seemed peachy and rosey….I am sure I heard birds singing. It didn’t really matter what else was happening….she oozzeesssssss sensuality and dominates on set. Eventually Lachelle couldnt help but get more involved…both girls were really getting fucked!! The room was filled with the echos of the girls breathing and moaning. Just another wonderful day at NAUGHTY AMERICA…..stay tuned for part two….

Everyone took a seat at the back of the room on the other set. …EVERYONE!!!! This was the real deal baby!! Alan Stafford was about to fuck Ava Devine and Vanessa Videl for a My Friend’s Hot Mom. Tommy Pistol is about to direct….he takes a seat on the floor and reads over his script. Photographers are snapping the cameras…the girls are on fire…. there are flashes….the stars are posed……Ava is already getting crazy…..oooppppsss stay tuned!!!! The longer we were there the more people we met and the stories just get better and more personal….

PornStar Celebrity Blog #3 — Dana DeArmond

Dana DeArmond — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:56:53 +0000

extra! extra! dana’s all about it! weeeeeeeeee!

today i was an extra in the crowd for a naughty flipside scene. there was this band “The Lubricunts” playing… with a hot redheaded keyboardist. (i’m in a phase. i am in love with red haired girls) and my boyfriend Daniel was humping the very pretty senorita from Spain, Rebecca Linares … also seen here on Latin Adultery.

whenever I’m in a situation where Daniel has to bang out a girl and i happen to be there I try to be as mellow as humanly possible … because for some reason, even though we are ALL PORNSTARS, the girls get all freaked out and think I’m going to like punch their teeth in or something …. but little do they know that watching my boyfriend fuck foxy chicks is one of my favorite parts of this job… oh what a sweet fantasy come true.

Rebecca at some point figured out that I was the GF and got nervous. i continued to rock out with Tommy Pistol and LauraBeth. the scene was really hottt … i saw it in my peripherals. damn I’m smooth.

so watch out for it on naughtyflipside.com and be sure to take note of my amazing dancing and acting skillz.

xo
Dana DeArmond

PornStar Celebrity Blog #2 — Gianna Lynn

Gianna Lynn — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:38:06 +0000

It’s a beautiful day in Porn Valley! You could feel the sun’s warm rays bathing your skin; you could look up and see that there isn’t a single cloud in the normally smog-saturated sky; and you could almost see little black music notes escaping from the beaks of the chirping birds nestled in the perfectly green trees. It’s a postcard scene that would cynically mock someone dwelling in frozen tundra with the teasing words: “Wish you were here, sucker!!” And as I’m sitting down in a little corner of a beautiful set, hidden somewhere in the lush hills of Tarzana, in the presence of one of my favorite companies, I’m thinking: “My life is fucking great!!”

Last night at dinner, Brett invited me to come to set and write about my experience for that day. Once in a while, if I’m around the area I would stop by and bug them. I invite myself in, eat their food, accidentally cough during the pop shot, switch tapes around, and mischievously unplug wires…just kidding. But I do come and visit once in a while cuz they are so much fun to hang out with. So why not document it. And, also because I feel bad for procrastinating on a favor for Brett. For those that know him, he is obsessed with the Suicide Girls. I told him I would paint him a picture of Katie, one of their most popular models. That was over a year ago. So here I am.

After I’m warmly welcomed by the fabulous crew, I make a beeline for the craft service table and start chatting up a storm with one of my closest friends, Yesenia. (She does AMAZING makeup for them.) Then, I get brief instructions from Brett on writing this blog. (It’s my first “Dear Diary” experience for NA. Be nice!) He came up with the idea for me to write a blog last night at dinner after reading this paper I did for a philosophy class. (Unfortunately, I only got an 89) It was on the movie The Secretary. After I scope out the house (it looks like a home from a page in Better Home and Gardens littered with bulky camera equipment, makeup chairs, naked women, and wires galore), I see my girl, Olivia O’Lovely strutting her sexy stuff as she poses seductively for the camera. Olivia is a good friend of mine. She is one of the first people I met when I started my porn career. It’s another reason Brett asked me to come today. He knows I haven’t seen her in a long time because she lives far. She looks fabulous as always; her beautiful face is framed by a cute new haircut and bangs. I ask her about her experience with Naughty America and she enthusiastically replies: “I have so much fun! I always enjoy myself and the great storylines help get the slut out of me!” (Today for Latin Adultery, she is an angry Latino housewife who discovers red lipstick on her husband’s boxer shorts. She’ll turn the tables around by fucking her husband’s mistress’s husband, Kurt. What a fun situation.

I’m expecting a hot and passionate scene. I know that Olivia LOVES to fuck and it surely shows on camera. Sure enough, her dark exotic eyes light up with delight as Kurt buries his tongue deep inside her juice-drenched pussy. (It’s kinda starting to make my pussy juice up. Hee hee! ) Then, Kurt inserts his cock into her moist vagina and you hear her load moans of “Dame lo, papi!” and “Si! Si!” echo through the halls. Her screams get even LOUDER as she turns over and rides him cowgirl. (It’s starting to make me want to cheat on my Mexican husband so his sexy Mexican mistress’s girlfriend can fuck me and say dirty Spanish things in my ear the way Olivia’s doing to Kurt. Just kidding. I don’t have a husband. Lately, I haven’t even had sex outside of work! Maybe that’s why I’m so horny lately and having to keep replacing the AA batteries in my vibrators like there is no tomorrow! That damn pink Energizer bunny lies! It does NOT keep going and going and going!) Anyways, back to my blog.

In between breaks, Oliva and Kurt continue to fuck. Now that’s passion! They look like two sex-starved teenagers fucking underneath the bleachers during PE class! (Those were the days…hehe!) They continue to fuck until Kurt unloads a healthy stream of milky white crema onto Olivia’s pretty pillowed-lipped mouth, which then dribbled onto her fantastic breasts. Man, that girl is hot!!

Moving onto our next girl, the sexy Bobbi Starr arrives in a breezy yellow sundress. She isn’t shooting a scene, but she is taking pretty girl pictures for LA Erotica. As she ruffles through her bag filled to the brim with heels, fishnets, and assorted mini-skirts (I like to call these bags our “slutcases”), I pester her with questions about her blossoming career. This 24 year old brunette hails from San Jose, California and started doing porn in October of 2006. Her first shoot in Los Angeles was for Naughty Office.

And being her first scene in an unfamiliar town, she describes her experience as “anxiety-laden”, but proceeded to tell me that being on such a comfortable set made her uneasiness disappear. Her second scene was for Flip Side.

She told me she had to throw toilet paper around in an air stream trailer. What a cool thing to do for a job! Who wouldn’t love to wake up and say to themselves: “I get to throw TP around, fuck, and get paid for it!” In your face, corporate America!! (I used to work for a mortgage company before this. Not that I didn’t love the 9 to 5 slave labor or the dull, cheerless cubicles I had to work in, but I definitely enjoy what I’m doing a lot more.) Anyways, there I go again with my random musings.

This company just keeps getting better and better! They most definitely do not sit on their laurels. And I’m not just saying that because I’m good friends with them. Ever since I started working for them in 2005, they keep expanding their limits on a consistent basis. They’re building new sites, they’re buying new studios, and they’re adding more creative team members onto their steadily growing roster of hard working people. I look forward to spending any amount time with NA, whether it is to shoot a fun sex scene for one of their sites or to hang out and write a blog about what it’s like to spend a day with them. Now, I’m going to go out and enjoy the rest of my cheerful day and maybe masturbate to this scene later when I’m on my date with my vibrator! (Dammit! I need to get laid off camera!!) Until next time…

XOXO,

Gianna Lynn

INTRODUCING AVA LAUREN, HARMONY BLISS AND THEIR FUN BAGS…..

Snapper — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:07:41 +0000

Ava Lauren is bringing sexy back in this weeks Diary of a Milf. Harmony Bliss and her boyfriend Christian had a party and Ava was a hit. Christian can’t stop thinking about how hot she looked and what the two of them should do to her. Well lucky for them she left her casserole dish and she shows up to get it. Talk about timing god I LOVE PORN.

Ava is a legend in her own time with her huge fake boobs, dark brown hair, big brown eyes, and boy……. she knows how to fuck.

Harmony has huge fake boobs as well but with blonde hair and blue eyes.

POSITIONS:

*Blow job—while Ava sucks his cock Harmony licks her sweet pussy

*Missionary—nothing better than eating in….. The asshole that is……

*Doggie—“Shove that cock deep in her hole.”

*Reverse cowgirl—my screen is filled with fun bags

*Regular cowgirl—“I want your boyfriend to cum in my mouth.”

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SIENNA WEST AND JERSEY JAXIN ARE A HAND FULL

Snapper — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:51:19 +0000

In this weeks Naughty Bookworms Eric Swiss has his hands full. Not only is he complaining to Sienna West about how he can’t fuck her three times a day, poor baby or should I say poor Sienna. Then Jersey Jaxin over hears the conversation and she decides to blackmail them. But I wouldn’t be too bummed she’s only asking for sex to not tell on them.

Jersey Jaxin reminds me of Christina Ricci she has dark brown hair, brown eyes, real breasts, nice tight ass, and tattoos.

Sienna West wow she’s a sexy one…. love her. She has striking red hair, sexy brown eyes, nice body, and a big rack.

POSITIONS:

*Blow job—this worked out better than they expected

*Missionary—scenes like this make me wish I went to college

*Reverse cowgirl—wish my lunch breaks consisted of a threesome

*Regular cowgirl—Jersey’s working that cock

*Doggie—from Sienna’s pussy to Jersey’s mouth that what I call getting the best of both worlds.

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JENAE KAE TAKES ONE FOR THE TEAM

sexorcist — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:26:22 +0000

This scene from Latin Adultery finds Jenae Kae pleading with her husband’s manager- (Herschel Savage)- trying to save his boxing career. Seems as if his fighting ability is on the decline as of late and she is going to do whatever it takes to save his job. (Nothing like a good old fashioned blow job to change someones mind!) Herschel decides to give him a second chance—(at least thats what she thinks!!!)–but once the deed is done the story changes and she ends with nothing but a face full of cum.

Jenae Kae has long black hair, natural tits and a pierced clit.

POSITIONS

~Blow Job-She takes her time blowing him- nice and slow.

~Eating Pussy-He really goes for it!

~Reverse Cowgirl-”Gimme that hot Latina cunt“!

~Cum Shot- All over her face and in her mouth!

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StarGirl’s day on set … third and final installment

StarGirl — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:23:45 +0000

OK, so I’ve had most of this blog written for a while now, and then I keep getting side-tracked with … well, work. But damn,after watching Carmella Bing’s Housewife 1on1 coming up this week … oh yeah, it’s fucking hot, and it pushed me finally to post this blog. You’ll see why when you read this and then watch the scene because there’s a reference in the scene about something personal between Billy Glide (the big cock in that scene) and me, but now I guess I’m bringing it all out in the open.

So let’s begin with where I left off … I’ll post pics of Carmella Bing’s #2 Housewife 1on1 when I have them.

StarGirl’s Day on Set — part 2

And I want you to know … if you can’t already tell with my cryptic intro, there’s some stuff coming up in this installment that’s a bit different from my other two. Yes, there’s some juicy info about the hot scene I was watching live, but a lot of it is really relaying a day in the life of StarGirl in LA …. I was on the verge of something as steamy as some of the scenes I was watching. Consider yourself warned … or inspired to read on.

OK, so re-read my 2nd installment and then join me … As soon as the scene ends at this beautiful house in the valley, there’s this awkward moment when the girl gets off her knees and goes to the bathroom, and we all bust up laughing. It’s sad and mean and wrong, I know, but it’s what happened. And then we all kinda stared at each other, like … what a fucking waste of a day here, and then Tony, always the guy to break an awkward silence, says to me … “Hey Amy! Why don’t you jump in? I’m sure Billy has one more left in him! Are you ready?” And both Billy and I look at each other, open-mouthed and weird, because up until that moment, we hadn’t even said more than two words to each other. Thanks, Tony. So I think at that point I stuttered a no, turned bright red in the face, and turned away.

And that’s about the time the girl returns from the bathroom, so I turn my attention to her, thinking that talking to her will be safer. So she walks up, grabs a bottle of water, and, like Billy earlier, starts chatting me up … with no clothes on. Not a robe, a t-shirt, nothing … just standing in the kitchen, naked and barefoot, making small talk, and I seriously almost spit water all over the kitchen counter when she asked me, “So, are you in the next scene?” Oh boy. Good times right there, I’m telling ya. I was so shocked at her question that I probably blurted out NO! way too fast, but well … that’s what happened. Maybe that was rude of me, but I’m not here to candy coat my behavior. It is what it is.

We sit around the kitchen for a little while longer … Billy talking to me about San Diego and surfing and skydiving. Apparently, he’s very into skydiving. Then Laura and I pack up to go back to Brett’s house to watch the rest of his final scene of the day, and we hadn’t even pulled out of the driveway before Laura gets a text from Tony saying that Billy thinks I’m cute. Awww. Of course, Laura screams, “What … is this fucking high school!?!” I thought it was sweet.

We get back to Brett’s set, and he is about halfway done shooting Neighbor Affair with Cheyne Collins and Livia Lane.

And uh, I didn’t realize this, but Cheyne is really fucking HOT!! Way cuter in person … and Livia Lane is absolutely gorgeous!! Her hourglass figure and beautiful face!! WOW. And she’s super sweet to boot, and I’m thinking … FINALLY, a fantastic scene to watch!!!!

They both were awesome together and genuinely sweet and respectful of one another … and it was wild. I was sitting just a couple feet from them fucking each other! I was RIGHT THERE!!! So of course when I saw the scene go live, I tell everyone … “See them? Well, I was RIGHT THERE!!!!!!” And point to right off the screen. Yep, I’m a dork. But … any one of you would do the same thing fucking thing. You know you would!

So as the scene comes to an end (heehee … pun intended) … well, a little back story … Cheyne and Billy are roommates, along with Cheyne’s wife Chenin Blanc!! So she comes bounding on to the set just as Cheyne pops on Livia’s face, declaring that Billy wants to take me on a date. Before I even saw Chenin or met her, I heard her say my name and ask where I was … “Where is this Amy I keep hearing about?” Mind you, it had been about an hour or two since I met Billy, so what does she mean she keeps hearing about me?? But when I do meet her, she is very nice and tells me that Billy has been calling her and texting her, asking her to ask me to go to sushi with them that night. Very high school … and very fucking cute. Why couldn’t he ask me himself? I don’t know, but I find it oddly adorable … big cock porn star, very humble and shy. Now while I was very flattered, it was admittedly all very strange and sudden, so I declined. After all, I had sushi plans with Brett and Laura, and then Laura and I were hitting up downtown after dinner …. So I politely said maybe another time, and Cheyne and Chenin left.

But back to the pop shot real quick … Cheyne has a nice dick, and Livia Lane is very pretty with huge eyes. And when he cums on her face, we’re all just sitting there watching … Did I mention I was RIGHT THERE!!?!!!!!?!!!!! It was pretty awesome, and then I don’t know which one of the guys said it … but someone suggested a Crewkake!! Crewkake … get it? Like bukake? Hilarious. So as she’s there on her knees with cum on her face, I can just picture all the other guys circling around her, cumming on her face and calling it a Crewkake!! That’s pretty fucking funny. I really do love my job so much. I laugh all the time, and I watch hot people have sex. Wow, my life is pretty alright. Oh yeah, and I have porn stars hitting on me. YEAH!!

So THEN … at dinner … the drama continues. About halfway through dinner … after some yummy miso soup, Brett made a phone call, chatted for a minute, and then handed me the phone. I had no idea who it could be, and then he said, “It’s Billy.” I choked on my caterpillar roll and wanted to kill Brett. Laura of course is LOVING watching me squirm.

I chat with him for a few minutes, making fun of Brett and the clumsy things he does all the time, like a few months back, at that very restaurant, when he knocked over an entire shelf of expensive sake while at dinner with, strangely enough … Billy Glide … so finally I say goodbye and glaringly hand the phone back to Brett. OK, OK … I admit it was pretty funny but all very high school. But wait, I didn’t get this much play in high school … no way. So really, I’m ok with it, and damn, it makes a good story, right?

Within minutes, Laura gets a text message, laughs out loud, and hands it to me, saying it’s from Billy … “Hey Laura, what’s my call time for tonight?”

Now that’s funny!

So by this time, I am honestly getting more and more intrigued. He’s obviously interested and pursuing me, so … for the first time, I’m entertaining the possibility of going on a date with a porn star. Hmmm….. might be fun, right?

Laura sees the look on my face and knows I’m contemplating it and says … “NO!!! Amy, you weigh 100 pounds. He will tear you in half!! NOOOOO!!!”

So, it hasn’t happened … yet! But we talked on the phone a couple times and he wants to take me skydiving. I’m thinking that would be a really fun way to join the mile high club, right?

So now that you’ve read this, watch Carmella Bing #2 on Housewife 1on1 this week. You’ll know what I’m talking about.

I promise to be back soon with more blogging … maybe after LA Erotica. I should have some good stories to tell then.

ALEXIS TEXAS SKIPS DINNER AND GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE DESSERT!

sexorcist — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:22:47 +0000

In this scene from My Sister’s Hot Friend it’s been four years since Derrick has seen his sister’s friend Alexis. (She has been away on an exchange program in Mexico.) They decide to get reacquainted over dinner, but since she hasn’t been fucked in awhile they end up skipping a few courses and going straight for the dessert! YUMMY!

Alexis Texas is definitely one hot piece of ass. She has blonde hair, natural breasts and booty for days!

POSITIONS:

Blow Job- She can taste her pussy on his cock!

Doggy- “Fuck me harder“.

Reverse Cowgirl- She is bouncin’ on his cock!

Cum Shot- She wants it on her face and thats what she gets.

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CANDY MANSON MAKES A MOVE ON MESSY MIKEY

SexcasterSam — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:48:32 +0000

Candy Manson is not a happy camper right now. She is a little perturbed with her roommate and his disregard for helping keep their apartment clean. She is yelling at him, completely frustrated, she storms off out of the room. Mikey finds himself very attracted to her but wishes she wasn’t so “psycho”. He drifts of into la-la land and wakes up to find his “psycho” roommate in her matching bra and panties right there and she is just so happy to be in his messy presence. She loves his dirtiness, his drinking buddies being there all of the time! Not to mention all their beer bottles laying around.What a classic American Day Dream!

Psycho or not Candy Manson is some one I’d have a day dream about too; with her long blonde hair, her seductive eyes, and her huge boobs! God, I love big tits!

Positions:

Blow job: “ I think about sucking your cock while you drink a beer”

Cunnilingus: “You get me so wet! Tease me dirty, dirty boy!”

Spoon: “Best fucking cock ever!”

Missionary: She feels so lucky to have a boy like him

Reverse Cowgirl: “I’m so glad to be on your cock like this”

Doggy: “You know how many times I’ve fantasized about being bent over this couch?”

Cum shot: On her face!

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AURORA SNOW GETS POUNDED…BY A NERD!

sexorcist — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:39:36 +0000

In this scene from Naughty Office Aurora Snow is having some serious technical difficulties. She calls for some tech support and it arrives in the form of a very nerdy Anthony Rosano. He never manages to fix her computer but she sure does get a a taste of his “hard drive”!

Aurora Snow is a beautiful blonde with long legs and natural tits.

POSITIONS

*Blow Job-She had no idea nerds could get this hard!

*Eating Pussy-He’s working her pussy!

*Missionary-”You don’t fuck like a nerd, thats for sure”.

*Doggy Anal- He’s pounding her from behind and slapping her ass.

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CARMELLA BING GIVES NEIGHBORLY LOVE!

SexcasterSam — Thu, 31 May 2007 20:18:30 +0000

Carmella Bing is sitting out by her pool looking mighty fine in her bikini talking to her favorite neighbor Marco on the phone. You know, the neighbor affair kind of neighbor She invites Marco and his wife’s nephew Jerry who is visiting, to come over and hang out by the pool. When they arrive Carmella suggests that they go inside to get their swim trunks on. Once inside, instead of getting changed, both guys sit on the couch on each side of Carmella. Marco proceeds to tell Carmella that he doesn’t want to swim and then Jerry lets her know that he doesn’t even know how to swim!

“Ahh, you guys really didn’t come over to swim”, Now she knows what they really came over for….. Off comes her bikini top and each guy gets his own tit to tantalize!!!! Yummy! This naughty neighbor knows that you should always have a sword for each hand! If I were going to have a Neighbor Affair, Carmella Bing is the cherry I would be picking!!!! She just oozes sexiness to me! Her sleek long dark hair, beautiful mesmerizing face, curvy figure, and her amazing tits! DAMN GINA!!!!!! It’s a good thing I am sitting down at my desk right now; all this talk about Carmella is making me pop a chub!!!

Positions:

Blow job: she sucks the neighbor’s cock while the nephew lick her pussy

Spoon (nephew): “You’re a really good fuck, I’m glad you came over”

Reverse Cowgirl: lovely tit clapping here

Doggy (nephew): gives a few spanks as he is pounding her and she wants more!!!

Cum shot: on her amazing tits and pretty face

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PornStar Celebrity Blog #1 — Gia Paloma on set May 25

Gia Paloma — Thu, 31 May 2007 17:50:41 +0000

Hey there good club members. It’s Gia Paloma here. So my report is a little late, my dog ate all my notes and I had to spend numerous hours blowing the editor for him to share the tapes so that I might recap all the sex that went down. I sit here before you, scratching off dried semen from my face, and think of how lucky I am to share with you my thoughts on primadonna beauties, excellent craft services, and the blooming flower of Daisy. Oh, and how to avoid a reality TV show camera. Not to mention that truly, diamonds are found in the roughest of locations. Take the studio rental for example. In the meat packing district of Downtown LA, our crew found a sparkle surrounded by lavish renaissance and gothic tapestries, paintings, church benches, high ceilings, storybook sunlight, and of course, the worlds most beautiful naked women, sucking cock.

Its 8:45 am, and I was supposed to be in the make up chair going through my transformation process of looking like a whore, not just acting like one, fifteen minutes ago. That part of acting like a whore? Well, that’s sort of why I was late. I was on the welcoming team for Naughty America’s newest director, Tommy Pistol. So after he gave me a serving of cream, I made his coffee, and we went to work. Roxy DeVille, my wife, greets me with her stunning smile and pussy soft lips. Wow. Just when you think life is good to you, it gets better. And better, a spicy surprise is to my left, Daisy, is being prepped for her scene with Sergio. Roxy and I are taking what the industry calls “Pretty Girls”. It’s pretty self-explanatory. Pretty girl in front of a camera. Click! There you have it. We are dolled up in shiny black latex and red satin bras. Big heels, perfectly pedicured toes, and a south-of-the border (if you follow) reflective lip-gloss. After an hour of playing in front of the camera, Brett the photographer thinks we got “the shot” for our glossies. My wife and I will be seated side by side at Erotica LA, in the Naughty America House; waiting to sign autographs and take pictures with you that your wife or girlfriend can never see. We highly suggest something of the more POV angle. When she does find it on your myspace page, you can blame it on your brother. “Genetics, that’s why his cock looks just like mine” is always a good one. You can’t argue with science.

Roxy and I finish each other off and its time for Daisy to get it on. Tommy is going over the scripts with everyone in the big dining room. A long, hand carved wooden table, with opposing high backed thrones placed before the rustling of gauzed curtains gives a sort of prefaced ethereal vibe to the room. Only when Daisy sits in her pink cardigan, and denim skirt, with her long, caramel stems going on for eternity is it confirmed that Toto, we are no longer in Kansas. If only for another forty minutes, we are in heaven. Or so I thought. By the time everything is rolling for Diary of a Nanny, Tommy walks on set, his pants are off and it looks like he shoved some kind of foreign object down his faded boxer briefs. Sleeveless shirt, hat twisted to the side, he starts in with a mouth that only the mother of a Guido could love. He hands the applicants Sergio and Daisy their paperwork, tells them not to fuck with his muscular milk, and that he on his way to the gym. Tommy throws his jeans back on, and resumes directing, in his normal voice straight outta Queens. Daisy teases Sergio about being not a nanny but a manny, and Sergio dazzles her with his ability to balance a bottle in his hand. When Daisy shows him her ability, milk shoots out of the bottle, onto her bare cupcake tits. The scenes a good one. For someone so jaded, but still hypersexual, it’s impressive to watch a scene through its entirety, without a yawn. There were so many times where I just wanted to jump in and play with both Sergio and Daisy. Jeez the willpower it took. She puts Sergio in a headlock with her leg while she lays on her back, grinding her pussy into his mouth. In the foreground is a milk bottle. Subliminal advertisement for birth control possibly? Hmm. He shoves in his cock. At one point the lubes needed, the secret signal is made and Nate, the production assistant, dives in under the camera, sliding into second base, pouring the lube into Sergio’s hand, and he carries it home to her vagina. After a couple more minutes they slide into a cowgirl, which is amazing. Daisy’s ass looks like a caramel pumpkin. Her ass isn’t spray-tan orange or anything; it just has the feel of a very large, rounded, defined, and firm organic object. Pumpkin was the first thing that came to mind. Please, make a better comparison and send it in. This glazed gift gobbles the cock with her pursed pussy. The reality show guy arrives and I hide behind a gargoyle nearby after saying hello. Maybe if I dust it later, this winged, clawed creature will protect me somehow from being seen by the camera. I haven’t yet adjusted to being in front of the camera with my clothes on. There’s something very unnatural about it all. It seems as though Tommy’s new motto around here is “live fast, fuck hard, and end the scene before it ends you”. The actors are starting to seem a little tired and hungry. Tommy calls for a pop. “You’re such a professional, that I want you’re resume all over my face” Daisy begs of Sergio. As the last drop of cum hits her smiling doll face, it’s as if it tripped some kind of alarm and the boss is walking in. Cut. At least her resume is completely filled. Alright, time to go rub one out before Roxy DeVille and Audrey Bitoni start humping James Deen.

I’m now on the second set and Roxy is telling her story of Jenna Haze and the Flirt for Free shoot. While Jenna was gloating in her own sexiness, Roxy began feeling a little nauseous and to sooth this feeling, she demanded a foot in her twat-pronto. What a girl. She tells this tale during the stills, in the coined “Double Decker Pussy Sandwich” position, holding up Audrey Bitoni as James Deen slides between pussies and Red photographs them. Everyone is hyped by how well the first scene went. Depeche Mode coos in the distance. The sun is shining and the pussies are too. Let’s get to the fuckin’! Cameraman John walks in, and asks if it’s a girl- girl scene, not noticing James Deen, now buried beneath the kittens. Brett lifts him up by the waist for a better view, lamenting on how Bitoni has never succeed in an orgasm, or a cock in her perfect ass. I quietly wish that today goes down in history as Bitoni’s first orgasm, and just as important, her first anal. Its time to begin. Brett does a quick run through with everyone and the girls begin their dialogue of last night’s party and their hot neighbor. But what was he talking about? Double-Decker Pussy Sandwich?! These girls have fucked every walking thing in the San Fernando Valley and they haven’t yet experienced this? The only solution to this foreboding mystery is to call him and find out, in person. Bitoni is having a hard time speaking without looking at Roxy, which to me speaks volumes of her character. More things that speak volumes of Bitoni, her primadonna attitude. After multiple takes and screeches for water, lectures on how she can’t have her ears show, and don’t you dare fuck with my teased -around –the- crown hair, the scene starts with a double blow job. While Bitoni is a pain in the ass, she makes up for it in the sack. I’m back to being on the pretty girl’s side again. She and Roxy compete for stardom in the scene. Roxy, who is known for stealing the show, keeps up the whole crew’s cocks, with her lip lock around the cock, and massive cock insertion via her vagina abilities. Bitoni moans and sucks titties. So far so good. They get into their first DDPS position. Awesome. So smooth. We break shortly after.

Brett, Roxy and I converse on the rules of blowing ass around significant others. A good rule of thumb to follow as far as that goes. When clothed, perfectly acceptable, when naked, don’t even consider it. Naked time is sexy time, and blowing ass, not so sexy. My eyes seemed to have gained all the weight at lunch, because my eyelids are drooping. There’s not too much left for the scene, but the days been a long one. They get back to it, and instantly my eyes revert back to a more caffeinated state. Ok, second DDPS position. I start to think that this might very well be the only filling sandwich that actually burns calories the more you enjoy it. Forget Atkins, start in on the DDPS Diet. It’s like a jigsaw puzzle though. In the beginning it’s a little confusing but when the legs and pussies, er, uh, pieces start falling into place, its magical. Brett has to assist in the stacking, and does so with great ease. Don’t play Jenga with this man. This double decker is a helluva lot hotter than the ones you can pick up from Taco Bell, especially when Roxy whispers, “It’s mine, Its mine.” And “slap me, slap me” Eventually she cleans Bitoni’s long feet with her tongue. And Bitoni, to my surprise, does something extremely hot. She begins grinding her snatch against Roxy’s thigh while Deen rails Roxy. Like a little Chihuahua, ok, now I’m looking around the room for another serving of cum, hoping that Pistol, or even a crew member can come by and just drop one on my face or something. I really need to get the hell out of this place and get laid. Brett calls for the pop. A man I call Carl mouths across the room how hot Roxy is. I say I know, and that she’s my wife. He high fives me and says I deserve a trophy, I tell him she’s on the bed. Deen pops all over Bitoni’s massive jugs and Pistol rushes in, telling me that its official, he got the directing job. Reality TV captures this moment. I like that crew more and more, the camera becoming less and less invasive. Brett congratulates everyone on an excellent scene and goes on to be interviewed for the Canadian show. The two Naughty America directors chat it up as I follow the hot, cum drenched, naked chicks out to the showers.

CHRISTINA NOIR KILLS TWO BIRDS WITH ONE COCK

SexcasterSam — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:45:45 +0000

In this scene for My Friend’s Hot Mom, Christina Noir is frantic! She has rats in her home. She calls her son and pleads for his help. She tells him that rats are every where and she is totally embarrassed, after all she lives in a $ 3 million home. Unfortunate for her he is too busy to deal with the situation, so she asks him to send his friend Jack to help her. Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, its Jack to the rescue with traps in hand!!!! Jack assures her that everyone in that neighborhood has rats and that the traps that he brought over will help. Ever since her husband left her for “that tramp” half her age, she hasn’t had a man in the house for help or company for that matter and it’s lonely. Jack thinks what she needs is a cat. It would keep her company and kill all the rats. Sure, a cat would be great, but what she really wants is a man!!!!!

A man to play with her kitty! This hot mom has a great figure, nice legs, and great boobs!

Positions:

Cunnilingus: “Oh God, you’ve grown up so fine!”

Missionary: “I can’t believe I am fucking Jimmy’s best friend”

Reverse Cowgirl: “Oh, it’s so deep!”

Cowgirl: He pounds her from underneath

Cumshot: On her face

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Sophia Mounds Takes It In The Ass

she devil — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:56:16 +0000

Although Sophia Mounds can’t see in this episode of Seduced By A Cougar. ….. she knows just how to let her hands do the walking. Seth is just the guy for a driving job. He has many licenses and no tickets…Sophia thinks he looks great?? Wait I thought she couldn’t see?!? Well she invites Seth to sit closer to her so that she can get a better look…or feel …. you might say!! After checking him out she asks to check out the size of his cock!!

Sophia is a babe…with short blond hair and dark brown eyes. Her tits are big & fake and according to Seth her ass is tight.

Blow job: she lets her hands do the walking!!! right over to the shaft of his big dick!!

Eats Pussy: she takes him by the back of his head and forces him into her crotch!!

Cowgirl: sucking might have been nice but Sophia is ready to fuck!! She gets crazy bouncing up and down on Seths cock. He takes a mouth full of her tits which is a sure way to set any female off….especially when he adds a finger in her ass!!

Missionary: she tells him to fuck her missionary!! With each stroke of his cock she is in total ecstasy…yelling over and over FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I think she likes it!!

Anal: missionary was nice but she likes it better in the ass!! “Stick it in my ass!!!” wow this really sets her off! Seth impales her ass and smacks her pussy with the back of his hand.

Doggy: she asks for it and is willing to give it…”fuck me doggy in my ass….FUCK MY ASS!”

Cum Shot on her tits!! Finger licking good!!

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DEDE BLOOM BARES ALL WHILE HUBBY IS AWAY

SexcasterSam — Wed, 30 May 2007 19:22:33 +0000

Dede Bloom’s husband has invited his friend to stay with them while he is gone. Dede is all too happy to have the company and even more than happy to play with him! She knows that he has been watching her for awhile, and she wants to know if he wants to see everything that she has….

Do I detect a little Housewife1on1 action coming up???? Dede is a quite the cutie! She has natural big boobs, a curvy figure , and really pretty grey/blue eyes, and dark hair, oh and can’t forget to mention her nice round ass!!!! Her husband’s friend got the double deal; stay at your friend’s house, and get to fuck your friend’s wife…. Hmmmm where can I meet friends like that? You know what they say: “Sharing is caring!”

Positions:

Blow job: She bobs all over his thick cock!

Missionary: “Stick it in my married pussy”

Doggy: “Oh, I’m getting my pussy fucked!”

Reverse Cowgirl: “I love riding this cock!”

Blow job: she loves sucking on his cock

Cowgirl: as she is riding him her boobs are jingling baby!

Missionary: He loves the married pussy!

Cum shot: All over her face!!!!!!

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CARMELLA BING BANGS CO-WORKER

SexcasterSam — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:21:17 +0000

Tony De Sergio is up for promotion to partner. His work is out standing, but Carmella Bing, the other partner has one concern, she is questioning what he has been doing with his expense account. She found receipts to Javier’s Fun House… What the???? Oh, well he thought that when she said to wine and dine the summer interns that she also meant to 69 them….Oh hell no! You’re fucking the summer interns? Why, when you can have all of this????? Damn, if I were in that office I would love to have a Naughty Office affair with Carmella Bing!

Carmella decides that his “performance” will determine if he gets promoted to partner or not…. Good luck Tony! Carmella Bing is definitely one cherry I would love to pick! She is Hot! Hot! Hot!!!! From her long brown hair, her amazing huge tits! (Drool), great ass, and figure, and her face are soooo pretty and seductive!

Positions:

Blow job: “That cock is nice!”

Doggy: “ Ya, fuck me hard! We’re testing your promotional skills”

Missionary: “Your performance is magnificent”

Reverse Cowgirl: we got a tit clapper here!

Cunnilingus: I like the feel of your breath on my hot pussy!

Cum shot: on Carmella’s amazing tits!!!!!!

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Lorena Sanchez Sucks A Mean Cock

she devil — Tue, 29 May 2007 19:30:37 +0000

Wow…theres a twist in this episode of Diary of a Nanny!! This time it’s the Nanny that isn’t happy!!

Lorena Sanchez is tired of Jack, his friends and all of their messes!! So she quits!! Now that she has quit her job and sexual harassment isn’t an issue, Jack is eager to get a piece of the Nanny!! She cautiously reminds him not to wake the children … with her legs open wide… her panting gets louder and louder! Her eyes roll back in her head as she sucks her former employers cock!! I love a true cocksucker!! Love what you do girl…. thats what I always say!! She doesn’t mean to ask rude questions but she is curious how the lady of the house fucked….not good enough obviously!! After the boss fucks her good….she asks for her job back!! “Until next time dear diary…love your horny Nanny!”

Lorena Sanchez is hot hot hot!! She has sandy blond hair, brown eyes, and natural full breasts…. what an awesome body!!

eats pussy: her breathe races with enthusiasm

blow job: Lorena sucks a mean cock

doggy: she offers the boss to take her from behind and tells her how tight she is

reversed cowgirl: she bounces off her former employers dick!!

semi-missionary: with one leg up on his shoulder the boss gets in deep!!

cum shot on face: he unloads a huge load

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KATRINA ISIS AND CHRISTINA NOIR GET CAUGHT EATING IN!

Snapper — Tue, 29 May 2007 19:20:01 +0000

Katrina Isis and her partner in crime Christina Noir are missing in action. In this weeks episode of My First Sex Teacher Alex Gonz stumbles on a little more than he expected when he went searching for his professors in the teachers lounge. Those test questions don’t seem too important when you see your professors getting it on and want you to join!

Katrina is a dark haired hottie with a banging body, natural breasts, and sexy brown eyes.
Christina is a brunette with abs of steel, big fake boobs, and piercings

POSITIONS:
*Blow job—both professors have big plans for their student’s big cock.
*Doggie—Alex is getting an A+ in professor Noirs class.
*Missionary—Professor Isis is having a hard time licking her coworker’s pussy because Alex is fucking her so good.
*Reverse cowgirl—Professor Noir refuses to be neglected by her favorite student she needs his cock in her pussy too.

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